No Stupid People Beyond This Point Coaster (6 Pack)

Introducing the "No Stupid People Beyond This Point" Coaster – it's like a velvet rope for your coffee table, but funnier and much less pretentious. Made from the legendary MDF (Medium-Density Fiberboard), which, as we kindly informed you earlier, is like the superhero of engineered wood products. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What's so super about wood fibers, wax, and resin?" Well, we're here to educate while we entertain, so sit back, relax, and let's dive into the magical world of MDF. And hey, don't say we don't teach you stuff!

MDF is like the Michelangelo of the wood world. It takes those leftover wood scraps, the ones other boards ignored, and turns them into beautiful panels by applying high temperature and pressure. It's like turning wood into a gourmet dish – fancy, right? It's denser than plywood and might even have a few more brain cells.

Now, back to our star, the "No Stupid People Beyond This Point" Coaster. This coaster doesn't mess around. It's here to protect your table from coffee rings, tea puddles, and any unfortunate spillages caused by, well, you know who. With its bold proclamation, it's like a tiny bouncer for your beverages, ensuring only the intellectually enlightened are allowed to approach.

Picture this: You've set your drink down on this coaster, and suddenly, everyone in the room gets a good chuckle. They'll be so distracted by its wit that they won't even think of placing their cups anywhere else. It's a conversation starter, a laugh generator, and a brain filter all in one!

But wait, there's more! This coaster isn't just funny; it's also eco-friendly. We've spared countless trees by using MDF, and we're pretty sure Mother Nature gives us a virtual high-five every time we make one. So, while you're sipping your latte, you're also helping to save the world. Captain Planet would be proud!

In terms of dimensions, we promise it's coaster-sized. That means it's the perfect fit for your cup, mug, or even that quirky shaped vase you got as a gift. It's got the ideal 90 mm x 90 mm size and a 3 mm thickness – basically, it's coaster perfection.

So, whether you're looking for a laugh, a brainy barrier, or just a darn good coaster, the "No Stupid People Beyond This Point" Coaster is your go-to. Get ready to sip, chuckle, and save the planet, one drink at a time. Don't miss out on this coaster comedy masterpiece – order yours today and let the good times roll!