Black Dragon Coaster (6 Pack)

Introducing the Black Dragon Coaster – the Ferrari of coffee coasters, but without the horsepower... or wheels... or engine... you get the idea.

Black Dragon Coaster - A set of 6 coasters that's 3mm thick and tougher than your Monday morning meetings.

As we were lazily dragging our feet on releasing this marvelous creation, we discovered something astonishing: 13 out of 8 people (don't ask about the math) firmly believe that these coasters are cooler than a penguin's toenails.

Our coaster research and development team (yes, that's a thing) took their coffee breaks seriously – and after rigorous testing, they've declared these coasters to be the Goldilocks of dimensions and surface finishes. Not too big, not too small, just right for making your coffee breaks legendary.

These coasters are like chameleons – they blend in with almost any surface. Yes, you read that right. We even tested them on surfaces you've never heard of, like Neels' desk.

Word of caution: These coasters don't appreciate a spa day in the dishwasher or a scrub-down from the abrasive side of your dish sponge. Unless you want them to crumble like your New Year's resolutions, simply wipe them clean with a damp cloth.

Fun fact: It took a chipmunk 2.5 hours to nibble through these coasters. But don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this product – we swear, even if we can't say the same for their dental hygiene.

And there are no artificial sweeteners here, just pure, unadulterated coaster awesomeness.

What's inside the box, you ask? Well, it's not a coffee mug – sorry to disappoint. Instead, you'll find 6 of these 3mm-thick MDF coasters, each adorned with a seriously cool engraving.

Now, for the stats:

• Width: 90 mm
• Height: 90 mm
• Thickness: 3 mm
• Weight: 115 grams (for 6 coasters)
• Quantity: 6 Coasters

So, why do you need a coaster, you wonder? Coasters are the unsung heroes that protect your table from the dreaded "sweat rings" left behind by icy-cold drinks. They're also the guardians of your beverage, ensuring it stays safe from unwanted contaminants (read: creepy-crawlies). So, give your drinks the royal treatment – or just make your friends jealous with these awesome Black Dragon Coasters. Your choice!